| F. B.—“To the Justice of the Peace.” Mr. C.—“Howard, where would you go?” H. R.—“To the County Auditor.” Mr. C.—“Lee, where would you go?” L. V. K.—“County Clerk.” Mr. C.—“There! Lee has been considering the subject.” Miss B. (in Agriculture)—“George, what is arid soil composed of?” G. F.—“I don’t know, but I think it is mostly air.” Miss F. (in German)—“My goodness, Harry! Can’t you remember that ‘dir’ is always “you?’” It was noticed when the highest grades in school were read by Mr. C. that the names of the children of the school board were among the first. Mr. C. evidently knows how to hold his job.—Chicago Tribune. |
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