Were friends of all, tried and true.
In rank their names were among the first,
And they were never classed among the worst.
Mr. Clevenger, while telling the H. S. a few things that were expected of them, said the boys were much worse primpers that the girls. (For he knows.)
For Sale—My bashfulness, to the highest bidder. I. A, ‘12
Wanted—A room, by two gentlemen about thirty feet long and twenty feet broad. H. M. and A. R.
Lost or Stolen—My brand—new fifteen—cent handkerchief. Reward. Mr. M.
For Sale—At a reasonable price, if taken within ten days, my license to use the largest words in school. Laurence Dutton
Lost—My umbrella. It has been gone two weeks and it is beginning to look like rain. Mr. C.
Found—A girls glove in my pocket. No use for same. Myles.
For Sale—Some of our poses; as good as new. Will sell at a great discount. S. T. ’14. E. R. ’13.
Lost—A perfectly good lace—trimmed chamois. Large reward for return of same. Chester Miller.
For Sale—Some of my curls, preferably to admiring Freshmen. F. P. ’14.
Wanted—A chaperon to escort some of the younger Freshmen to their parties. Anxious Parents.
Why did the B. B. team, including the coach, pass a certain store in Springville so many times???
Miss
French in II Algebra, after being stung by a hornet, shook her hand
excitedly and said: “That was the first time I was ever stung that way.”Mr. Moyle, upon introducing his bride to an old friend on their wedding trip to Anamosa, said: “Mr.——, meet Mrs. Moyle” Mrs. Moyle, not accustomed to being called thus blushed crimson red, and much embarrassed, answered: “How do you do, Mr. Moyle?”
O. N. (giving a sentence in English)—“ I enjoy sitting in the dark.” Miss Lee—“Your reason—I mean your reason for that sentence?”